June 2012
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Dear people boycotting Oreos for supporting gay... →
The following companies also support gay rights:
Allstate Amazon American Airlines Apple Applebee’s Best Buy Clorox Coca-Cola (which manufactures Coke, Diet Coke, Sprite, Dr. Pepper, Fanta, Vitamin Water, and Dasani) Costco Delta Airlines Ford Gap (which also owns Banana Republic and Old Navy) General Motors Gerber Baby Products
Google
Hilton Hotels
Home Depot IMB Levi’s ...
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No One is Original
Here is your weekly dosage of me reblogging me.
Here is a link: http://thoughtcatalog.com/2012/no-one-is-original/
Here is a quote: We all have these stolen quirks. They make up who we are and we can’t help but steal them. My aunt Laura showed me the know-how that real Midwesterners scream obscenities at the opponent and our own team when they suck (which happened a lot growing up in...
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I'm a mom and I'm stoned right now. →
This was a fantastic, short little read. Oh and it’s from Jezebel, which in all honesty, is one of my favorites.
“All writers are vain, selfish, and lazy, and at the very bottom of their motives...”
– George Orwell, on writing. (via theatlantic)
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Brainless Erotica.
I have grown level 5 (out of 10?) obsessed with Jack Vettriano’s paintings as of late. Vanity fair told me they were once called “brainless erotica” but I don’t care. Eat it, art critics. You go love Rothko or something. I got this.
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Do you like good music? That sweet soul music.
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The only band that matters. Get on my level...
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who cares what your stupid friends think →
I wrote this for Thought Catalog. and seriously, who cares?
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“I don’t know what anyone else believe, but I believe that females deserve the...”
– Lil Wayne. Weezy F-ing Baby.
My mind is mildly blown right now.
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What kind of Muppet are you?
Here is this fun read that categorizes people into two different muppet camps and while I am usually annoyed by concepts which lay down the law in a “you’re either this or that” kind of way - this one is about muppets and who doesn’t love muppets? If you have beef with Jim Henson - get out of my country. In fact, get off of my planet.
Here is an excerpt from Dahlia...
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We Should Stop Calling Girls Crazy
You guys ( I tried gals. Doesn’t work for me.)
I wrote this on thought catalog today. Here is a link to it:
http://thoughtcatalog.com/2012/we-have-to-stop-calling-girls-crazy/
I also quoted it below. I think it’s called a teaser, which would make me a tease.
It’s the ultimate irony. All the times my mother claimed I had an affinity for wounded birds? I was the one with...
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Please indulge me.
I’m on thought catalog right meow. You should read it.
Here: http://thoughtcatalog.com/2012/the-4-times-i-force-myself-to-clean-my-apartment/
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Pretty girl, Wreckin’ Bar
Ra ra ra ra yeah...
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“Marathoning arrested development”
“You guys. I’m awake.”
– me, 2012 right now
News in Britain: Stamps have gone up 14 pence
News in Canada: Moose on the loose downtown
News in America: Cannibal eats man's face
Britain: wat.
News in America: Man throws intestines at police
Britain: wat
News in America: Man eats roommate's heart and brain
News in Canada: Porn star murders lover and mails body parts to government headquarters.
Britain: Shit Canada.
America: You fucked up.
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