May 2012
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Times I Clean My Apartment
Times I Force Myself to Clean
I know there are those of you out there who get home from work, make a meal, do the dishes, and wipe down all the counters before you succumb to your cloud of a bed. But I can’t do that. I like to explode a few Hot Pockets in the microwave, sear some bacon before I dump the grease and pan into my sink (sorry environment), and then crawl into bed covered in cheap...
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When someone asks if there are cute guys in law...
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New Study Finds Germans Incapable of Enjoying Life →
Finally, some science that proves what we already suspected.
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This is my jam.
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Tattoo Suggestions
dear friends,
I need help choosing my first tattoo. I’m getting a sketch of moby dick because it’s my favorite book and I don’t really feel like explaining chapter 42 right now but you should go get it and then “get it” if you catch my drift. Anyhow, which of these 3 do you like the best?
My beautiful friend Anna C Reilly drew them for me. She is a sweet heart and a...
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““Language, at times like this, is amazing. Its more or less rigid...”
– This comes from Thought Catalog, specifically Daniel Coffen, and it is titled “Essay”. This is one of those times when you read someone else’s work and you immediately wish those were your words so carefully crafted on the page. Awesome, short piece about writing.
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This rocks.
I have no problem admitting that I scoured the comments section after the nice folks at Thought Catalog agreed to share with the world that I hate underwear. I was honestly a little disappointed that no classic internet trolling (intentional or not) was happening. Luckily, today, a friend of mine was sharing the article with a colleague, and came upon this comment.
FINALLY! Thank you internet!...
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Time Killing at Work Vol 1.
The internet has kept me entertained today. I don’t know much about the “science” behind horoscopes but I used to believe they were a crock of shit. NO LONGER, world. I read some great descriptions about being a beautiful Scorpio today and now I’m ready to share some excerpts from my favorite article.
” Scorpios are the most intense, profound, powerful...
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5 (Small) Ways I Could Have Been a Better Man This...
I think reflection is really important, especially self-reflection, but I’m the fucking worst at it. I’ll spare everyone (but my therapist, Roneen, who’s a delight) the details as to why but it’s something I want to do. So, here is something I’d like to do and post weekly: “5 (Small) Ways I Could Have Been a Better Man This Week.” Just small things I could...
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Tweet Drafts.
This tweet by the infamous Tao Lin made me think about what I had saved in my twitter drafts. A short investigation led me to remember that I had deleted my drafts about a month ago, so I only had one juicy draft saved in there. Here it is:
1 month ago, 11:30 am CT: “Farted in a silently but deadly fashion during a business meeting. Everyone on staff but the CEO could smell it. Hilarity...
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When my mom tried to hang out with my friends & I
whatshouldwecallme:
In high school we’d be like,
Now, we’re like,
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This is a vintage Kanye beat, right here. Purple...
A Kinsley Gaffe →
“The term comes from journalist Michael Kinsley, who said, “A gaffe is when a politician tells the truth - some obvious truth he isn’t supposed to say.”
“…some obvious truth he isn’t supposed to say.” - oye.
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“If you’re one of the conservative majority of a refurbished Supreme Court, rule...”
– ”Unexceptionalism: A Primer” by E.L. Doctrow
